Pregnant is a phase of life where child is currently doing character creation. This phase is most noticeably noticed when a couple cums because they didn't follow the notice and didn't notice they were about to cum and they don't pull out. This is called shooting without armor, because they cummed but didn't use projectile protection IV.

Pregnantcy was invented in 1925 and people named Sarah Tutt in 2019 are not pregnant because she and everyone involved was safe. Periods are also known pranksters and are known to make things seem worse than they are, but its just because we are a little worried at the moment but we will celebrate and  be relieved when it finally happens and it was just a big josh.

(Periods are credited with starting world war 1 after assassinating arch duke franz ferdinand (the band) in the ford theater.}
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I love you sarah and i promise everything will be okay! You can trust this because you read it on the internet and everything you read on the internet is true so its super duper true that I love you! (I am a primary source of information) so that means we will be okay too.

No need for coat hanger abortion thosed are gross and you deserve better no matter what happens so ill be here for you to give you cuddles and kisses! Thank you for being my girlfriend and have fun in ur room :) i hope you sleep well and period will come soon and i hope it doesnt bother/hurt u too much baby cakes!

(actually john wilkes booth killed abe
​lankon in the ford theatre lmao)

(This is america by kanyue west)